?!

Hanging out in my cube, jamming to some Frank Sinatra - there's a light knock at my cube entrance.

I turn around and hear this:

Just a thought: Why don't they have smoke detectors installed on the inside of microwaves?

...

Well, you know. It's just an idea, if you want to patent something. We can go in on it together.

?!

I had nothing to say. I know the whole burnt popcorn is a problem here, but this guy has put some thought into it.

And you know what? I don't think it's a shabby idea... Maybe it is something I could profit off of. Here, this is our idea now. Take this as my invention submission: Let's create a microwave with a smoke detector on the inside.

Who's an innovator? This guy!