Adventures At the Supermarket

I'll tell you what. Every time we go to this supermarket - crazy stuff happens.

Husband and I went out to the supermarket to fetch some dessert after our awesome grilled salmon over spinach fettuccine and pesto sauce (made by us!). As we're pulling up, we see this insane spectacle of an outfit walking into the supermarket. We hurry to follow this guy and just appreciate his outfit. What was this outfit? As I posted up on twitter Monday night, see the hot pictures below:


A closer look at the shorts:


This gentleman is wearing a maroon sweatshirt, black fleece vest, tight tight sweatpants with white socks up to the mid-calf, and black & red striped - uhh bike shorts? I'm not sure whether his outfit or me trying to take these pictures discretely was more insane.

That was experience 1.

For dessert? We decided on Duncan Hines Oven Ready Brownies. They're already in the container - and get this - oven ready! No mess, no fuss. I also ventured over to get a six pack of Heineken Light - my beer of choice as of late. It's damn tasty.

As we get to the check out aisle. Across the way we see this outfit:

• Black fleece
• Red jogging shorts (on the shorter side)
• Black Dress Shoes w/out socks
• Peekaboo! A Tiger tattoo peeking out from the bottom of the shorts - so mid-thigh tattoo of a crawling tiger
  

Seriously? Is this guy serious? Now, I am the queen of going out looking like crap - sweats, bad hair, etc - but really.. I have never seen well, aside from hottie earlier in the supermarket trip, such an outfit like that!

That was experience 2.

We place the Heines and brownies onto the conveyer belt after the woman in front of me moves her stuff forward. I kind of swung the beer on there, and she laughs at me. Then proceeds to lift up my beer.

"Yeah, that's really heavy."

I chuckle. But really? A six pack of beer, is NOT heavy. But alright - besides that. She touched my beer! Man, stay off my beer! That stuff is important.

That was experience 3.

So we're still waiting in line, and we see this guy (girl?) who works at the supermarket walking up to our checker-outer (I don't care if I just made up that word). Yet another spectacle. This person looked like a 6'2" Ginger Garth. What Garth? This Garth:

Now picture that, with red hair. Same laugh, same mannerisms - just with red hair. It was insane. Husband and I could do nothing more than just stare at him, and then back at each other. I've honestly never seen a real-life Garth before.

That was experience 4.

And that's about it. I like going into a supermarket always expecting something interesting. It makes a late night mundane errand so much more. Read more...